N.Y. Jets at Buffalo
Mark Sanchez was spotted on the sidelines of the Stanford-USC game this Saturday night at “The Coliseum”. There are rumors that he would take out a writing pad and a pen as Andrew Luck took the field. “Throw to offensive players, not defensive players” and “I can throw it away?” were only two of myriad comments Sanchez had written down. The Jets go head-to-head this week with the rejuvenated Bills offense led by Zach Galifianakas look alike Ryan Fitzpatrick (picture to right). In what is a crucial mid-season game for both teams the Jets defense will step up and pause the Bills magical offensive season. After the game, Sanchez will twitter Andrew Luck thanking him for the help and Ryan Fitzpatrick will be suffering “The Hangover”.Buffalo Bills- 20
Seattle at Dallas
Dallas- 33
Cleveland at Houston
Houston-30
Atlanta at Indianapolis
The Falcons are very quietly 4-3 and are in prime position to go 5-3 as they take on the lowly Colts. This is the perfect week for the Falcons to solidify their identity and prepare for a three-game home stand against the Saints, Vikings and Titans. This is a Falcons team that has not even played their best football yet. Matt Ryan is having his worst statistical season, Michael Turner is having an average season, and Roddy White leads the league in drops, but they have still managed to remain above .500. If the Falcons can finally find some form of consistency and those three players can play to their potential, these Falcons will be playing in the postseason.
Atlanta- 35Indianapolis- 21
Miami at Kansas City
As Ryan Fitzpatrick decides to shave, Todd Haley decides to let the beard grow. He truly thinks that there is power in the beard as the Chiefs have won four in a row. Haley is one angry guy on the sidelines. Matt Cassel threw an incomplete pass on 3rd down late in the 1st half throwing a temper tantrum of his own but Haley went nuts. You do not want to be in his way when things are going wrong for the Chiefs. This team has taken on his identity though as they take every snap and every play like it’s the last play of the Superbowl. Meanwhile, Tony “I Wear my Sunglasses at Night” Sparano is soon to be fired as his winless Dolphins continue to find ways to lose games. Kansas City- 28
Tampa Bay at New Orleans
New Orleans- 42
San Francisco at Washington
After getting shut out by the Bills last Sunday, the Redskins welcomes a 49ers defense that only allows 15.3 points per game. Mike Shanahan has to be reconsidering his decision to go with John Beck as his starting quarterback. The Redskins turnover ratio is a tell-tale sign of why this team is headed downhill. They are second to last in the NFC with a minus-six giveaway/takeaway ratio, with 16 giveaways and only 10 takeaways. For a team with limited offensive weapons and a below average quarterback, they cannot be turning the ball over as much as they do. Jim Harbaugh, go easy on Shanahan when you meet for the handshake after you beat up on the ‘Skins.Washington-19
Denver at Oakland
I want to thank God and thank John Fox for allowing America to watch and laugh at Tebow’s performance on Sunday. Then the Sunday Night Football cast goes on to say that it’s not all his fault. This is my “Come on Man” moment of the week. Not his fault?? Come onnn mannnn!! 18/39, 4.4 yards per completion, 3 fumbles and an interception. Whose fault is it? His total statistics as a starter this season: 31/66, 233 yards, 3 fumbles, an interception, 4 TD passes. John Fox said after the game “We have to see if he can improve”. I hope he can improve because if he gets any worse I might as well send my resume to Denver.
Denver- 15Oakland- 30
Cincinnati at Tennessee
Tennessee- 26
St. Louis at Arizona
This was supposed to be a meaningful game before the season began. Now this game is about as meaningful as a wedding vow from Kim Kardashian. Despite the awful season to date, the Cardinals have to be pleased with their rookie Patrick Peterson. He is exceeding the high expectations the Cardinals had when drafting him. Now that Bradford and Kolb are hurt and questionable to play this week, America could get to see the highly anticipated matchup of A.J. Feeley and John Skelton. Wow.
St. Louis- 24Arizona-23
N.Y. Giants at New England
“We’re only gonna score 17 points?”- quoted by Tom Brady days before the Giants beat the Patriots 17-14 in the Superbowl. Brady laughed at the idea in 2006 and was incorrect, but now he can definitely laugh at it. This is going to be a furious Patriots team disappointed after last week’s loss to the Steelers. Bill Belichick and Tom Brady will not lose two in a row and will embarrass Eli and the Giants.
New York Giants- 28New England Patriots- 40
Green Bay at San Diego
I hate to say it, but maybe Rex Ryan is right. Norv Turner has too much talent on this team not to have at least brought them to a Superbowl by now. Philip “Cry me” Rivers was supposed to take a step toward being an elite quarterback, but now has digressed. First round draft pick Ryan Mathews is always hurt and is not playing to his potential. The Chargers are in trouble. And now they get to play the Packers. Good Luck Norv.
Green Bay-38San Diego- 25
Baltimore at Pittsburgh
A rematch of a week one match-up where the Ravens absolutely destroyed the Steelers forcing seven turnovers. This is the game that spurred all of the talk of the Steelers defense being old and washed up. Thank you Steelers for quieting the critics and showing the “experts” that we cannot judge a team based on one, two, or even three weeks. If a pattern exists with a team for four or more weeks, we can start to discuss the legitimacy of that pattern. However, when you lose one game, in particular the first game of the season, we cannot determine how successful or how poorly a team will play. Now that it is week nine, it’s easy to say who the better team is here; The Steelers. Let’s face the facts; the Steelers have a better passing attack, better run game and a better pass defense. Pittsburgh- 28
Chicago at Philadelphia
NFL look out. This is the Eagles team we expected all season. Focus all you want on the play of the offense last week against the Cowboys, but the biggest step this team took was defensive. They seriously shutdown an explosive Cowboys team. Nnamdi Asomugha is finally playing up to expectations and the change from LB Casey Matthews to Jamar Chaney is working for offensive line coach, I mean, defensive coordinator Juan Castillo. Also, let’s not forget that the teams the Eagles lost too weren’t exactly doormats; the Falcons, Bills, 49ers, and Giants for a combined record of 20-8. As long as Michael Vick continues to make smart decisions and the Eagles don’t turn the ball over, they will easily handle the Bears at home. Easily.
Chicago- 23Philadelphia- 35